Foolish Fun for Everyone

JOUSTING

 46-Jousting

You’ll need a weapon per competitor (good suggestions are jousting poles, brollies or boxing gloves), 2 bicycles and sufficient armour for each competitor (pillows, saucepans and actual knights armour are all good choices) and a first aid kit is a sensible addition. Then the two contestants must charge at one another in an attempt to knock the other off. One should protect oneself with 6A helmets or bowler hats and reinforced copies of the Daily Telegraph.

BONUS TOMFOOLERY: One could ignore one’s opponent completely and direct the charge at someone who has recently incurred your wrath!

 

DANGER
100%
SKILL FACTOR
70%
SPACE REQUIRED
100%
SPECIALIST EQUIPMENT REQUIRED
70%

 

Excessive exuberance and amusement should never be at the cost of one’s integrity as an officer and a gentleman.

 

CIRCUMNAVIGATION

 82-Circumnavigation

The objective here is incredible simple. Complete a circuit of the room without touching the floor. Use what you can, the walls, the ceiling, the furniture, fittings and fixtures

BONUS TOMFOOLERY: extra points are awarded for incredibly unfeasible climbing manoeuvres whilst retaining an air of trifling unimportance.

Ensure a hip flask of gin is readily available for life-saving first aid purposes if one’s footing gives way  

 

DANGER
60%
SKILL FACTOR
90%
SPACE REQUIRED
30%
SPECIALIST EQUIPMENT REQUIRED
0%

 

Has that whet your appetite for japes, buffonery and high jinks? If so do buy the book and explore your jovial side 

 

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